Monday, June 20, 2011

Advice and Observations from 二年生

Winning is cool.
Yes, it is. If you don't think winning is cool, you must be a loser.
Making cakes is exciting.
Uh, not really. Unless my students are making some kind of exploding cake or the kind of cake a partially nude lady jumps out of.
Going to the bathroom is boring.
You know, it totally is. I don't know why this isn't more widely acknowledged. Going to the bathroom is totally boring!
Reading the dictionary is important.
Yeah, I dunno about this one. Reading the dictionary sounds pretty terrible but if it's so important I better get to it.
Stopping a hiccup is difficult.
No truer statement has ever been uttered.

Eating tomatoes is difficult. 
I'm wasn't positive this student knew what a tomato was. When I asked him to clarify he told me he didn't like tomatoes. Thus I can only assume this is part of an anti-tomato campaign in which he tries to convince everyone that they're much too difficult to be worth the effort to eat.
Watching Jennifer-sensei is exciting.
Thanks. I am pretty exciting.

Causing mischief is exciting.
I will be sure to stay away from you, you creepy little child.
Sleeping is important for me.
Not wanting to make generalizations, this student wrote that sleeping was important for her. Far be it from her to assume that it's important to everyone.
Watching AKB's PV is exciting.
This student and I will be having a talk later.
Moving away from the nuclear power plant is important.
Sadly, this topic has been appearing in my student's work a lot lately.
Drinking mineral water is cool.
I had no idea!
Looking at Ibuki is boring.
Poor Ibuki. He does look really boring.
Having an experience is important.
So get out there, folks! Have an experience!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Energy Conservation

The amount you turn off will light someone else up.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

I Climbed a Mountain

and it was awful!

Five of us set out at 7:20am Sunday (June 12th) morning to begin what we thought would be a leisurely day of hiking up Mt. Bandai (my local volcano). The drive to Inawashiro and bus ride to the start of the trail was fun and filled with ice cream and fruity salad juice. We were all feeling energetic and outdoorsy and I even wore my fancy climbing pants. We started talking about all the recent earthquakes and how that could sometimes activate volcanoes, especially volcanoes over due to erupt, like Bandai. Fortunately (unfortunately?) however, Bandai did not see fit to erupt!

The first leg of the climb was up a series of ski slopes which left us all winded but still feeling like we could climb a mountain. From the ski-jo we entered the woods and bug country. The cicadas and other insects were deafeningly loud! Though thankfully mosquitoes were rare. As we continued farther up the trail became more rocky and the incline increased. We took plenty of small breaks to catch our breath but over all the climb up wasn't bad. There were a few touch and go moments where I had to sing my song about being a mountain goat, but I made it. We also had amazing luck with the weather. It was cool and clear the whole day!




Half a kilometer from the summit we took a long break for lunch and filled our water bottles up from a mountain spring (quite literally), which was awesome. The last push to the top was a bit rough but all the hikers coming down gave us words of encouragement (mou chotto! gambare! kiotsukete!). Sean was the first to reach the actual summit with me right behind him. It was definitely worth the climb though I never realized I apparently have a slight fear of heights! I got up there with no problem but looking out and seeing the ground 1,819 kilometers below was pretty freaky. My measly human body seemed far too... MORTAL!


On our way down we stopped at the rest area once more though everything had been closed and all the other climbers seemed to have disappeared. It was about 3pm when we began our decent. We chose a different trail than the one we climbed up just to gives us a change of scenery, though I now think of this simple decision as the worst decision of the trip.

The path we chose going down was brutal, to say the least. The first .5km or so was nothing but sliding down a steep incline on loose rocks. It was nearly impossible to find a firm footing and one step down often resulted in a mini-land slide and we all found ourselves falling on our butts multiple times. After falling for a kilometer or so we stumbled into a swampy/jungley area where signs warned us to run if we saw clouds of yellow gas as they could suffocate us. The bugs here were especially nasty and we pretty much just barreled through it as quickly as possible.

 

After one last stretch of sliding down a dusty hill of dirt we thought we were getting very close to the end of our trail and would be emerging at the ski slopes again. This proved true, but we were at the very TOP of the slopes and our trail all but disappeared. By then we were sore and exhausted. We hadn't been able to take many breaks because the gnats and other swarming bugs were just too much. We tried to sit on the slopes for a bit but breathing, swallowing and having bugs fly into our eyes got to be too much.


The trek down the slopes was by far the worst part of the climb. Ski slopes are STEEP! And covered in slippery weeds and grass and dirt and apparently full of bugs. I lost my footing so many times and nearly went tumbling down the mountain a few times more. Going down was especially hard on the knees, which did not feel healthy. By some miracle we eventually made it to Inawashiro Ski-jo and our knight in shining armor, Alan, came and picked us up in his car. By that point I was sunburned and delusional and had resorted to tying my jacket over my head and face to keep the bugs away.


Once safely delivered to our car we stopped at 7-11 for the second best microwaved burrito I have ever had! (First best microwaved burrito will always be that one burrito I ate walking home with the boys after a long night of drinking)


I got back home around 8:30pm and after a meager attempted at washing some of the mountain dust off, I was passed out in bed by 9pm!


In conclusion: I climbed a mountain. It hurt. I'm glad I did it but I will never do it again.
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